ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
He mea weliweli wale nō ka hoki, ʻo wai ka mea hiki ke hōʻole e hoʻokomo i kēlā lede i loko o ka anus. ʻOi aku hoʻi ʻoiai ua hauʻoli nui ʻo ia no ia mea. A ʻaʻole pono iaʻu i kēlā mau tits silicone, he aha ka hoʻohana o ia mau mea. ʻAʻole kaʻu mea ʻo ka lī ʻana i ka anus. Pono ke kāne e huki i ka wahine i loko o kēlā me kēia puka o kona kino, he mea maʻamau a kūlohelohe.
Maikaʻi, makemake wau e hana pū.