Laki no ke kanaka - i kēia manawa ua hele ʻo ia mai kahi wanker i kahi lio. ʻO ia, ma ke ʻano he wahine, mahalo ʻo ia i kona hanohano, a ma ke ʻano he uʻi, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pale aku i ka hoʻowalewale e lawe i kāna pepa i loko o kona waha. I kēia manawa, e hahau ana ʻo ia i kona mama i kēlā me kēia lā, a e lawe ana ʻo ia i kāna ʻū ma kona papalina. Hauʻoli lā!
Ua ʻae ke kaikamahine hānai i kona makuakāne ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi lomilomi poʻohiwi. Heh, heh - E hoʻoponopono wau i kēlā kuhihewa ʻana. ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua e iho ana kona mau lima ma luna o kona umauma. ʻO Blondie ka houhu a aia kāna moa i loko o kona waha wale nō. E ke kanaka, he ʻano Copperfield kēlā stepdad.
ʻAka! Na wai e hāʻawi mai iaʻu?